SPAM Ba-Bam!

Posted on April 4, 2011

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Used by permission from Matthew W. Jackson

I get this SPAM all the time that drives me crazy. Much of it is from sites that, apparently, don’t speak English.

English — My Primary Language

Folks, if you know me very well, you know English is the only language I speak fluently.

I do muy pocito Spanish, remember a bit of Francais (lived there for a few years) and speak some German (lived there, too, and my g-ma and dad talked to me in the language growing up), BUT I am not fluent in any of these.

SPAM-ed

I just had to share with you a few snippets of the SPAM people submit every day to this blog — they all seem to fall under the post “Introductory Email for Writing Applications:”

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That’s what I have to put up with day-in and day-out. Cheap Viagra leaves me lots of SPAM telling me, “Excellent work, thanks.” with backlinks to … well … cheap Viagra.

Thank you to all those SPAM-ers for spreading a little ray of sunshine …

Anybody else have crazy SPAM they want to share?

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