I don’t know if you’ll find this as entertaining as I did, but here goes …
A guy I used to work with would tell me stories about his youth. He was an ornery child at school and at home.
One day, his teacher got tired of his silly schoolroom antics and said to him, “If you don’t stop it, I’m going to move you.”
Without hesitation, he quipped, “But then where will you sit?”
Yep, I found that really funny.
If you don’t get it leave a comment here and I’ll explain it.