Used by permission from Matthew W. Jackson
I get this SPAM all the time that drives me crazy. Much of it is from sites that, apparently, don’t speak English.
English — My Primary Language
Folks, if you know me very well, you know English is the only language I speak fluently.
I do muy pocito Spanish, remember a bit of Francais (lived there for a few years) and speak some German (lived there, too, and my g-ma and dad talked to me in the language growing up), BUT I am not fluent in any of these.
SPAM-ed
I just had to share with you a few snippets of the SPAM people submit every day to this blog — they all seem to fall under the post “Introductory Email for Writing Applications:”
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That’s what I have to put up with day-in and day-out. Cheap Viagra leaves me lots of SPAM telling me, “Excellent work, thanks.” with backlinks to … well … cheap Viagra.
Thank you to all those SPAM-ers for spreading a little ray of sunshine …
Anybody else have crazy SPAM they want to share?
Penelope J.
April 6, 2011
Sherry, I also get Piles of Spam every day and if I don’t spend at least 15 minutes getting rid of it, it mounts up. Apart from ones similar to the above from Asians, Poles, Russians and Africans, I also get from porn sites – the most disgusting offers, penis enlargement – fat lot of good that would do me, Hot Chicks – hey, do I sound like I’m into them? And creepy offers from men. Most come thanks to a post titled “What A Slip!” Don’t know what double meaning that has. Also, from my posts about Mexico and Tijuana.
I’ve got to get more savvy and find out how to get rid of Spam that is non-related to the blog/post. You may have more of a problem because of the language relation.
writing4effect
April 6, 2011
That is hilarious, Penny. I’ve been getting porn SPAM since I started this blog last year and never had a post that even closely related to porn until last month.
I get all of the porno, penis enlargement and catch your wife cheating SPAM on the “Introductory Email” post … go figure!
Harriette Halepis
April 13, 2011
Is “humus” kind of like “hummus?”
writing4effect
April 13, 2011
Only as it relates to interlocutors (what?!) — LOL!
constance williamson
April 21, 2011
I got such a kick out of your spam inbox that I had to tweet your post immediately. I use wordpress.com for my blog and they do a good job of keeping the spam away. Of course, I am new at this so I do not know what will happen in the future. You have a great sense of humor. I love your blog.
writing4effect
April 22, 2011
Hi, Connie. Yes, what would us WordPress bloggers do without Askimet?! Thank you for the compliment, and I appreciate your visit. Please come back — you never know what you’ll find here —
Julie Weishaar
April 23, 2011
Thanks for the laugh Sherry – I needed this
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Would you like more? I have plenty! Have you seen how the “young” people today write on their FB walls and in their text messages? Not sure – but maybe there is a “new” English language that we weren’t told about? LOL
writing4effect
April 23, 2011
Okay, Julie, we must have a similar sense of humor. I laughed till I cried reading these. What’s scary is that the “language” — I use the term loosely — that our young people use in FB and elsewhere looks similar to this SPAM in some ways. Hey, (enter the Twilight Zone music) maybe it IS a new language and we weren’t told about … Nope. It’s just our crazy kids being … well … cRaZY!